duck!

Just saw a skin-cream ad which has gotta be a contender for the Worst Ad of the Year Award. An elegant woman stands at a window and throws a boomerang out as the voiceover says, "Your skin is like a boomerang. Just when you think you've got rid of your wrinkles, they come back."
Sure, that really makes sense. Wrinkles do come and go awfully like boomerangs, don't they? And boomerangs can be stopped if you hurl enough pots of skin cream at them, can't they?
They must think we are complete fools.